They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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