Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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