Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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