We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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