Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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