dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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