I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This is the high leading the old right now
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
