im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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