Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
