brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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