He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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