with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
