He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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