I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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