my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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