$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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