Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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