For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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