I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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