I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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