Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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