just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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