Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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