I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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