All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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