What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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