Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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