Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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