Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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