I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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