she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize