so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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