just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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