Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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