windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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