you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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