So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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