I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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