whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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