At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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