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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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