She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you win again, gameday.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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