Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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