is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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