so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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