Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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