ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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