I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
do herpes really smell.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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