She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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