Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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