the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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