barbara walters just said penis...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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