Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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