we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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