Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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