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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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