In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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