CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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