im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She needs sedatives and a leash
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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